butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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