i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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