and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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