But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
how does that bad decision feel?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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