after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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