we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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