i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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