haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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