i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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