He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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