u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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