just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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