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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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