new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I had to cum in my sink.
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