Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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