So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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