i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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