No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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