so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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