YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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