She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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