Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Michael Bay diarrhea
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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