is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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