Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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