Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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