one two three fourrrrnication!
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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