That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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