ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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