I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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