Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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