I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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