woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm bleeding and have questions
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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