I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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