physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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