Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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