he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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