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sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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