Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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