Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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