how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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