Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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