I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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