It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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