he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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