Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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