Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I have tasted many bathrooms
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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