Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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