I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
