Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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