Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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