He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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