He asked me if I "almost moaned"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Dear god my vagina.
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