DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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