Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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