Having a random hookup so left but love u
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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