it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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