You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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