This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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