Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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